Guy is driving me crazy

Everytime I come down the stairs Guy chases me. Then when I go to eat he pushes me away from the food. Like he owns it or something. I try to fake him out by pretending I'm going somewhere else sometimes it works. Most of the time I have to smack him in the head or bite his ear. Ma yells at him and tells him to knock it off- he doesn't always listen. Dumb, stinky boy.

Sultanfus

I like food. I don't like to share. Scratch my butt.

Guy